Five things today has taught me:

1. I have never loved a fictional character more than I love Lucille Bluth.
2. I have never loved a fictional character more than I love Lucille Bluth.
3. I have never loved a fictional character more than I love Lucille Bluth.
4. I have never loved a fictional character more than I love Lucille Bluth.
5. I have never loved a fictional character more than I love Lucille Bluth.