Joseph Gordon-Levitt, you asshole.

Last night, Isaias talked briefly about Looper, and I realized, "Oh hey, I used to really like Joseph Gordon-Levitt. I haven't really thought about him lately."

And then I looked him up and was entirely unprepared when I found this shit:

I think I must just have a thing for facial hair because oh my god, that last one. (It's not just JGL either. I remember very well when Isaias did no-shave November. Mmm.)

 And then Joseph Gordon-Levitt wrote a book called The Tiny Book of Tiny Stories. Here are some quotes from that book:

"Well, look who I ran into," crowed Coincidence.
"Please," flirted Fate, "it was meant to be."

“If I read our story backwards, it’s about how I un-broke your heart, and then you were happy until you forgot about me forever.”

"And in the morning they shook their pillows violently, hoping all the dreams they lost that night would tumble out.”

I genuinely don't even know what these quotes mean in the context of their stories, but basically, Joseph Gordon-Levitt is ruining my life right now.